Q&A Part Deux

On Friday, I once again sat down with our hero Saw-Man for another fun-filled Q&A session. For your viewing pleasure, I present to you the results of that session.

@MisterHijinx asks, "Where were you on April 17th between the hours of 12am and 6am?"

Saw-Man: "Fighting crime in my sleep."

@NOCrimeExaminer asks, "Were you ever spanked as a child? Or an adult? If so, did you enjoy it?"

Saw-Man: "Yes, I was spanked as a child, no I haven't been spanked as an adult and no I didn't enjoy it."

bizkittrik asks, "Why do you tuck your shirt in and pull your pants up so high?"

Saw-Man: What? Are you jealous of my 'moose knuckle'?"

Anonymous asks, "Have you ever had a girlfriend cheat on you, or have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?"

Saw-Man (angrily): "I've had 5 women cheat on me. I don't cheat on women."

@NOCrimeExaminer asks. "What are your thoughts on the bailout plan?"

Saw-Man: "We're all screwed!"

@gromit1025 asks, "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?"

Saw-Man: "As many as it takes to make my girlfriend cream her panties."

Anonymous asks, "Do you think about tape measures during sex? What DO you think about during sex?"

Saw-Man: "No, I don't think about tape measures! I think about changing a band-saw blade!"

@thinker80 asks, "Do you have X-Ray vision? What color underwear am I wearing?"

Saw-Man: "Yes, you're not wearing any you sick bastard!"

Anonymous asks, "How many superheroines have you banged?"

Saw-Man (jokingly): "Catwoman gave me something Ajax won't wash off and penicillin won't cure; Wonder Woman tied me up with her lasso of truth and all of the Dallas Cowboys...... Cheerleaders."

That does it for our Q&A this time! Tune in next time when Saw-Man answers more of your questions! Hope you enjoyed it!

Exclusive Pictures of Saw-Man!!

For your viewing pleasure, I present to you...

SAW-MAN!

Note the mini-cape in the first picture, along with the super-cool Saw-Man shades in the second picture. Damn he's gangsta!

A Brief Q&A With Saw-Man.

Today I sat down with our hero Saw-Man and asked him a few questions posed to him by his many fans from Twitter. Below are the questions asked along with Saw-Man's answers.

@MisterHijinx asks, "Whats it like to be such a popular superhero? Who is your most feared arch enemy?"

Saw-Man: "Being a superhero is a new thing to me and my arch enemy is Lex Cooper."

@nmckinney28 asks if Saw-Man preferred chrome bumpers or flat-black bumpers for trucks.

Saw-Man: "I prefer chrome bumpers."

@PheenX asks, "Why is your cape so small?"

Saw-Man: "I'm Saw-Man not Superman dammit. My cape is small."

@nmckinney28 asks if Saw-Man has ever eaten crawfish and if so, he wants an explanation of his technique.

Saw-Man: (confused) "Yes I have eaten crawfish. I remove the tail, extract the meat and then suck the juice out of the head, only I don't do that because I don't like the juice in the head."

@princes_lea asks "Do you like movies about gladiators? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Saw-Man: (with a scared, homophobic look on his face) ""No, I don't like gladiator movies and no I've never seen a grown man naked."

@MisterHijinx asks "Whats it like to be around an ass like @Dayewalker for 8hrs a day? LOL"

Saw-Man: (laughing) "It's not that bad. I mean he makes me laugh when I'm pissed off or having a bad day."

That ends our brief Q&A with Saw-Man for today, but don't fret! There's plenty more where that came from! If you missed out today (which you probably did because it didn't last very long), I will be doing more of these sessions in the near future. Send me your questions on Twitter and I'll see what Saw-Man has to say about them!

The Origin of a Hero

By day he is mild-mannered James Scott*; By night he is...

SAW-MAN!

Rocketed to Earth from the Planet Dipshit, infant James Scott almost met his untimely demise when he crash landed on the Scott Family farm. A near fatal encounter with a radioactive band saw left him with some extraordinary new abilities, increased in strength by Family Guy quotes, baseball and football games, and Hot Pockets.

Raised in a very strict household, young James was brought up under the watchful eye of Ma and Pa Scott. Pa Scott was a police officer and thus, Saw-Man was raised to believe that everyone was a "bad guy". This left him in a world surrounded by potential enemies.

Saw-Man has only one weakness. Upon his arrival to earth, the sun began to drain him of all common sense he was born with. While the sun is beneficial to normal Earthlings, this was not entirely true for Saw-Man. As a result of his alien biological make-up, common sense is to Saw-Man as Kryptonite is to Superman. This single weakness has been the root of most of his problems, and will ultimately lead to his downfall.

Each morning, Ma Scott dresses him to the hilt in his work uniform, spanks his bottom and sends him on his way. Armed only with his lunchbox and Ma Scott's personal radio, he sets out to face the world. He maintains some semblance of normalcy by masquerading as a band saw operator at R&H Machine. He spends his days battling the evils of the band saw, such as cutting angles, keeping material straight in the vise, and low coolant levels. These seemingly mundane tasks help keep our hero ready both mentally and physically for the many perils that will surely await him as the almighty Saw-Man.

At night, after fighting the evils of the day, James Scott dons his other uniform and sets out to face a far greater set of evils. In his short time as the almighty Saw-Man, he has already faced a surprising number of fierce adversaries. These have ranged from the lowly villain SetScrew all the way to megalomaniacal billionaire Lex Cooper. So far, none have been able to conquer the almighty Saw-Man though many have tried.

It would appear that Saw-Man is ready for the world, but is the world ready for the Saw-Man?

To be continued...

* Name changed to protect the innocent.