Q&A Part Deux

On Friday, I once again sat down with our hero Saw-Man for another fun-filled Q&A session. For your viewing pleasure, I present to you the results of that session.

@MisterHijinx asks, "Where were you on April 17th between the hours of 12am and 6am?"

Saw-Man: "Fighting crime in my sleep."

@NOCrimeExaminer asks, "Were you ever spanked as a child? Or an adult? If so, did you enjoy it?"

Saw-Man: "Yes, I was spanked as a child, no I haven't been spanked as an adult and no I didn't enjoy it."

bizkittrik asks, "Why do you tuck your shirt in and pull your pants up so high?"

Saw-Man: What? Are you jealous of my 'moose knuckle'?"

Anonymous asks, "Have you ever had a girlfriend cheat on you, or have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?"

Saw-Man (angrily): "I've had 5 women cheat on me. I don't cheat on women."

@NOCrimeExaminer asks. "What are your thoughts on the bailout plan?"

Saw-Man: "We're all screwed!"

@gromit1025 asks, "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?"

Saw-Man: "As many as it takes to make my girlfriend cream her panties."

Anonymous asks, "Do you think about tape measures during sex? What DO you think about during sex?"

Saw-Man: "No, I don't think about tape measures! I think about changing a band-saw blade!"

@thinker80 asks, "Do you have X-Ray vision? What color underwear am I wearing?"

Saw-Man: "Yes, you're not wearing any you sick bastard!"

Anonymous asks, "How many superheroines have you banged?"

Saw-Man (jokingly): "Catwoman gave me something Ajax won't wash off and penicillin won't cure; Wonder Woman tied me up with her lasso of truth and all of the Dallas Cowboys...... Cheerleaders."

That does it for our Q&A this time! Tune in next time when Saw-Man answers more of your questions! Hope you enjoyed it!